- Bottoms Up
Johnny went to AlienCon, where he upgraded his car to a monster green Ford Mustang convertible. He drove this convertible to his uncle's house, where he played music until 2 am while drinking with his cousins. Fun night. When he showed up his uncle said, "What is this? Convertible. You're dressed like your in high school. Long hair. Droppin' records. Is this a midlife crisis?" To which Johnny replied, "Well, if it is, I think I like it." The rest is in this song, "Bottoms Up."